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[vivisexual]

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THAT'S HUMERUS

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CHARACTER NAME

Yugamu Omokage

CIVILIAN NAME

Aoi Yamada

TEAM

Redemption

HOUSING NUMBER

009

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Comments

@nice toy

[fursuit]

hey quick question since I feel like you actually know the answer

what's the least important organ

like the one you can totally live without I mean

[vivisexual]

There are several organs you can live without, actually!

[fursuit]

sure. I know a couple of them like a kidney obviously, spleen, etc

but more like if you were to take one out which one is the least annoying to lose? like quick recovery time, you won't be taking drugs for the rest of your life, etc

I know about anatomy but not so much about modern medicine

[vivisexual]

As in which would be the easiest to remove or which is the most extraneous?

Like, obviously you can lose one kidney, but I would never call it unimportant.

[fursuit]

extraneous

removal is no problem since I've got my own methods there

...though for personal curiosity which one do you think is the easiest to remove?

[vivisexual]

For most extraneous is the appendix. Scientists still aren't sure what it's function is, and it's often removed. If that's not exciting enough since it's so small, gallbladder or testes.

Easiest to remove would be the eye.

[fursuit]

oh yeah don't think the appendix would count. I think testes would be a little weird too so gallbladder seems pretty reasonable

[ for what? don't worry about it! ]

thanks man. appreciate the insight.

which does make it feel like it might be a dick move to ask but hey already have you here and if you're offended I'll just owe ya I guess

peeped ya on our files so have to ask. you speaking from personal experience there? with your eyepatch and all

[vivisexual]

[Crazy to think this would be a bridge too far for Yugamu.]

Happy to help! And it's no problem. No, my eye underneath this works fine!

Whose gallbladder are you removing and why, by the way?

@kon, text.

[shadowban]

[ megumi sends a message with screenshots of this conversation attached; ]

i believe in standing up for my friends and staying true to my word. as a matter of principle, i intend to settle matters with this person in front of Revelation Room 2. if we're neighbors, i apologise for the disturbance; i'll do my best to keep things short. for non-revelation residents, i'm sending this as a heads-up in case this causes trouble for all of us.

if you're not this person, i would appreciate knowing the truth and i apologise for the disturbance. if you are this person, you're a pathetic, weak-spined coward shamelessly picking on kids who just want a safe place to live in. have a good day.

this got buried in my inbox help

[vivisexual]

I'm not that person, but also as sexy as it would be, I don't think we should really be having honor battles over anon messages?

That really isn't what I intended to happen when I made the post.

[shadowban]

i'm not a big fan of people hiding behind anon to say crap about people who wouldn't argue back. i don't mind pissing people off by doing this; i'm doing it for my own reasons.

...and how is this sexy?

[vivisexual]

You're asking me how fighting to protect your friends honor is sexy?

[shadowban]

'sexy' isn't exactly the first or fifth feeling i experience when i'm fighting for my friends.

[vivisexual]

Well it should be. Violence for violences sake is all well and good[IS IT?] but when there's a noble cause for it? That's the good stuff.

[shadowban]

wouldn't it be better to just never enable violence entirely?

[ says the guy who announced to literally everyone that he wants some anon to pull up and throw fists, but hey. like someone else said, he's a hypocrite. ]

[vivisexual]

No.

( TEXT. ) un: timaeusTestified

[gavehead]

_{[ Hal's message to Yugamu is a little different since they have met before. ]}

Hey.
It's Lil Hal.
Did you miss me?

[vivisexual]

[He remembers. He's still not entirely sure what Hal is or how different he is from Dirk but they had a nice chat, so.]

Yes! It's been a while since I've spoken to you instead of Dirk :)
What's up?

[gavehead]

_{[ The next response comes pretty quickly, as if already pre-typed out. ]}

I am conducting a questionnaire that is highly confidential and will only be shared between myself and Dirk Strider. The questionnaire is to help DS get to know strangers, friends and acquaintances better to help him have more confidence in his social skills. Although the information in the questionnaire will be shared with him, our conversation right now is 100% encrypted away from him.

Would you like to participate in the questionnaire?
Yes or no?

[vivisexual]

[Oho? Yugamu isn't entirely sure what this is all about but he's endeared.]

Yes

[He'll say nothing more incase it disrupts the programming.]

[gavehead]

It seems you are interested in answering the questionnaire.
Fucking sick.

Please answer these questions as honestly as possible.

1. What is your name and age? 2. Where are you from? 3. List three of your favorite hobbies: 4. Do you like horses? 🐴 5. Who is your favorite philosopher? 6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy? 7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile? 8. Do you think horses are cool? 9. Are you a top or a bottom? 10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit? 11. Are puppets cool? 12. List your top 3 fetishes: 13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose? 14. Are horses the best animal in existence? 15. Are you a sadist or a masochist?

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. If you'd like, you can attach a photo for easy recognition (and feel free to make it look a little spicy 🔥 )

[vivisexual]

Sorry Hal, but I'm only going to send lewd pictures if they're going directly to Dirk ❤️ But I'll answer the questions even though I'm pretty sure Dirk knows my answers to some of these already.

1. Yugamu Omokage, I'm 17, but I turn 18 soon! January 31st.
2. The Tokyo Residential Complex (TRC)
3. Dissection, Biochemical research, reading (romance novels)
4. Horses are pretty interesting animals!
5. I don't know any philosophers but Dirk talks about it so I guess he's my favorite.
6. Sure! I don't have a lot of experience with games but this sounds like a complicated puzzle sort of game which are definitely fun.
7. 100%
8. Isn't this the same as 4? Same answer.
9. Either!
10. There are animals I like more than horses, sorry.
11. Puppets can be extremely uncanny and I think that's a lot of fun
12. I can't go giving all my intimate secrets away for free (●´艸｀)ヾ
13. Sword.
14. See #10
15. Yes ❤️❤️❤️

[gavehead]

_{[ ... Very interesting. And promising. ]}

Interesting.
Is there anything else you would like to add that wasn't on the questionnaire?

[vivisexual]

I'll poison anyone else that was sent this survey if it'll help my chances.

( DELIVERY. ) december 25th

[gavehead]

_{[ Unfortunately, Yugamu finds a particular handmade plush outside of his room with a note attached. This gift is blue and has a familiar looking patch over one of its eyes. ]}

There's even more where this came from next time I see you in person. Yeah, super sexy, right? My flirt game is over 9000. Bet you're swooning so hard, your kimono is coming undone. Hope you like this for now.

- Dirk Strider.