It seems you are interested in answering the questionnaire. Fucking sick.
Please answer these questions as honestly as possible.
Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. If you'd like, you can attach a photo for easy recognition (and feel free to make it look a little spicy 🔥 )
Sorry Hal, but I'm only going to send lewd pictures if they're going directly to Dirk ❤️ But I'll answer the questions even though I'm pretty sure Dirk knows my answers to some of these already.
1. Yugamu Omokage, I'm 17, but I turn 18 soon! January 31st. 2. The Tokyo Residential Complex (TRC) 3. Dissection, Biochemical research, reading (romance novels) 4. Horses are pretty interesting animals! 5. I don't know any philosophers but Dirk talks about it so I guess he's my favorite. 6. Sure! I don't have a lot of experience with games but this sounds like a complicated puzzle sort of game which are definitely fun. 7. 100% 8. Isn't this the same as 4? Same answer. 9. Either! 10. There are animals I like more than horses, sorry. 11. Puppets can be extremely uncanny and I think that's a lot of fun 12. I can't go giving all my intimate secrets away for free (●´艸`)ヾ 13. Sword. 14. See #10 15. Yes ❤️❤️❤️
Edited (signs i need to goto bed is how many times I had to edit this) 2025-11-06 07:22 (UTC)
The purpose of this survey was to provide more information to DS to help him make friends and feel more comfortable in social settings with various people.
[ The fact that Yugamu says this is for suitors is another good sign, however. ]
It sounds as if you think about him a lot and are concerned about his love interests. Is that true?
I wouldn't say concerned. At the end of the day, I don't want to force someone into reciprocating my feelings! If Dirk is interested in someone else I'd be disappointed but I'd understand.
That's why I'd only do the poisoning if you think Dirk would like that.
I can tell you that with Dirk's obsession with justice and protecting others, his initial response would be "disappointment."
However, he isn't somebody who is accustomed to others taking drastic measures as a symbol of "making a move" so to say.
Usually, he is the one to do something intense as a sign of courtship, which is one reason why he decapitated himself and sent his head to his previous lover.
[ whups did that slip out ]
He would find romance in it after the initial surprise.
Considering his bogus circumstances, he hasn't been properly romanced. Well, Roxy was rather forward with him and always has been, and while Dirk's society doesn't really have a term for various sexualities anymore, he is only interested in other men even if he doesn't want to put a label on it.
Things never advanced with he and Roxy because she is a girl. As far as Jake goes, Dirk was the one to make most of the moves. Jake was far too timid to do anything in response.
A extravagant advance from someone compatible would move him in some way even if he did not know how to initially respond to it.
Would you like for me to give you sone ideas? The probability of going forward with the ideas I have concocted will have a 69% success rate.
They are organized into two categories: 1. Kiss Kiss Fall in Love Date Night 2. That Time I Died By Decapitation And Was Reincarnated Into A Muscle Man Bara Horse World (R18)
[Yugamu knows his ass isn't very good so he's honestly just excited Dirk observed it enough for there to be a rating. Yugamu only really interacted with people of Japanese descent before he came here so the preference doesn't really strike him as odd.]
Ok, yay!!! Thanks Hal!!! This has all been very helpful. I hope the rest of your survey goes well.
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Yes
[He'll say nothing more incase it disrupts the programming.]
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Fucking sick.
Please answer these questions as honestly as possible.
Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. If you'd like, you can attach a photo for easy recognition (and feel free to make it look a little spicy 🔥 )
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1. Yugamu Omokage, I'm 17, but I turn 18 soon! January 31st.
2. The Tokyo Residential Complex (TRC)
3. Dissection, Biochemical research, reading (romance novels)
4. Horses are pretty interesting animals!
5. I don't know any philosophers but Dirk talks about it so I guess he's my favorite.
6. Sure! I don't have a lot of experience with games but this sounds like a complicated puzzle sort of game which are definitely fun.
7. 100%
8. Isn't this the same as 4? Same answer.
9. Either!
10. There are animals I like more than horses, sorry.
11. Puppets can be extremely uncanny and I think that's a lot of fun
12. I can't go giving all my intimate secrets away for free (●´艸`)ヾ
13. Sword.
14. See #10
15. Yes ❤️❤️❤️
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Interesting.
Is there anything else you would like to add that wasn't on the questionnaire?
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I will add that to the questionnaire.
What do you mean by "chances?"
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[ The fact that Yugamu says this is for suitors is another good sign, however. ]
It sounds as if you think about him a lot and are concerned about his love interests. Is that true?
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That's why I'd only do the poisoning if you think Dirk would like that.
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However, he isn't somebody who is accustomed to others taking drastic measures as a symbol of "making a move" so to say.
Usually, he is the one to do something intense as a sign of courtship, which is one reason why he decapitated himself and sent his head to his previous lover.
[ whups did that slip out ]
He would find romance in it after the initial surprise.
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Hm. That's true. He was rather disapproving of me poisoning people for Halloween.
But a different gesture would appeal to him? One that didn't hurt other people.
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Things never advanced with he and Roxy because she is a girl. As far as Jake goes, Dirk was the one to make most of the moves. Jake was far too timid to do anything in response.
A extravagant advance from someone compatible would move him in some way even if he did not know how to initially respond to it.
Would you like for me to give you sone ideas? The probability of going forward with the ideas I have concocted will have a 69% success rate.
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I have some thoughts of my own but it can't hurt to get some other input since you know me so well. What ideas do you have, Hal?
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They are organized into two categories:
1. Kiss Kiss Fall in Love Date Night
2. That Time I Died By Decapitation And Was Reincarnated Into A Muscle Man Bara Horse World (R18)
Which would you like?
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Some moves you could make in this category would be:
A. Assisting in putting on traditional Japanese attire.
B. Kabedon in a hallway.
C. Love confession in the school courtyard.
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That's actually super useful information, Hal! Thank you!
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I will also tell you he has often fantasized about playing the "Pocky Game" with a cute boy.
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Does he think I'm a cute boy?
1/2
2/2
Eyes: 10/10
Smile: 10/10
Skin: 8/10
Muscle: 6/10
Ass: 5/10
Legs: 8/10
Fashion Sense: 10/10
These statistics, coupled with the fact that DS has called you "cute" before, points to a high probability that he finds you cute.
He has a tendency to favor those from Japanese descent as well.
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Ok, yay!!! Thanks Hal!!! This has all been very helpful. I hope the rest of your survey goes well.